Thought this was funny

[Kimbrey]

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends
all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, Nothing. I
asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour I don't know why he didn't
say, "I love you too. When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded
to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I
cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are
with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure out why, got laid though.

[SRanger]

Made me chuckle!  Sent it on to a lady I know.  Bet she laughs too;)

[croaker stroker]

My wife just shook her head and said "typical".

[SekiuSaba]

Very funny.. and true.  My wife read it, laughed and just said, "been there.. done that... now I need the t-shirt"